TITLE: The Twelve Days of X-Files-mas
AUTHOR: The Muse-ical Musea Collaborative
(a/k/a Diana Battis, Forte, mountainphile, and Audrey Roget)
E-MAIL: museans@yahoo.com
RATING: G
CATEGORY: H
SUMMARY: This is what happens when the Museans enjoy too
much eggnog, folks. *g*
DISCLAIMER: We wouldn't dare get ourselves on Santa's
"naughty" list by claiming any of these characters belong
to us.
FEEDBACK: Is the best Christmas present of all.


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The Twelve Days of X-Files-mas
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On the first day of X-Files-mas my true love gave to me:
a gray-ay-ay in a tree!

On the second day of X-Files-mas my true love gave to me:
Two packs of Morleys,
and a gray-ay-ay in a tree!

On the third day of X-Files-mas my true love gave to me:
Three Gunmen (Lone),
Two packs of Morleys,
and a gray-ay-ay in a tree!

On the fourth day of X-Files-mas my true love gave to me:
Four dangling pencils,
Three Gunmen (Lone),
Two packs of Morleys,
and a gray-ay-ay in a tree!

On the fifth day of X-Files-mas my true love gave to me:
FIVE FLUKE-MAN HOSTS!
Four dangling pencils,
Three Gunmen (Lone),
Two packs of Morleys,
and a gray-ay-ay in a tree!

On the siXth day of X-Files-mas my true love gave to me:
Six Tooms a-preying!
FIVE FLUKE-MAN HOSTS!
Four dangling pencils,
Three Gunmen (Lone),
Two packs of Morleys,
and a gray-ay-ay in a tree!

On the seventh day of X-Files-mas my true love gave to me:
Seven zombies dancing!
Six Tooms a-preying!
FIVE FLUKE-MAN HOSTS!
Four dangling pencils,
Three Gunmen (Lone),
Two packs of Morleys,
and a gray-ay-ay in a tree!

On the eighth day of X-Files-mas my true love gave to me:
Eight forehead kisses!
Seven zombies dancing!
Six Tooms a-preying!
FIVE FLUKE-MAN HOSTS!
Four dangling pencils,
Three Gunmen (Lone),
Two packs of Morleys,
and a gray-ay-ay in a tree!

On the ninth day of X-Files-mas my true love gave to me:
Nine Eves in hiding!
Eight forehead kisses!
Seven zombies dancing!
Six Tooms a-preying!
FIVE FLUKE-MAN HOSTS!
Four dangling pencils,
Three Gunmen (Lone),
Two packs of Morleys,
and a gray-ay-ay in a tree!

On the tenth day of X-Files-mas my true love gave to me:
Ten UFOs hovering!
Nine Eves in hiding!
Eight forehead kisses!
Seven zombies dancing!
Six Tooms a-preying!
FIVE FLUKE-MAN HOSTS!
Four dangling pencils,
Three Gunmen (Lone),
Two packs of Morleys,
and a gray-ay-ay in a tree!

On the eleventh day of X-Files-mas my true love gave to me:
Eleven frogs a-raining!
Ten UFOs hovering!
Nine Eves in hiding!
Eight forehead kisses!
Seven zombies dancing!
Six Tooms a-preying!
FIVE FLUKE-MAN HOSTS!
Four dangling pencils,
Three Gunmen (Lone),
Two packs of Morleys,
and a gray-ay-ay in a tree!

On the twelfth day of X-Files-mas my true love gave to me:
Twelve Bounty Hunters morphing!
Eleven frogs a-raining!
Ten UFOs hovering!
Nine Eves in hiding!
Eight forehead kisses!
Seven zombies dancing!
Six Tooms a-preying!
FIVE FLUKE-MAN HOSTS!
Four dangling pencils,
Three Gunmen (Lone),
Two packs of Morleys,
and a gray-ay-ay in a tree!

MERRY XMAS TO US EVERYONE!